Go to a Gong show but take your own gong along.
One of those Chinese ones, maybe even a pocket gong.
None of you fuckers are going to gong me.
I'm the gonger of me.
I'm King Gong.
Then walk off
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- mattmatt
- London based freelance writer. Experienced in pretty much anything to do with words and advertising. Enjoys talking about himself in the third person. Not a recent picture of him. In fact it's not a picture of him at all, rather someone he met in India. The umbrella finishes off an already very strong look.
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