Not Sex

Have any guys here ever had something called 'not sex'?

You'll know if you haven't had it, because basically almost identical to actual sex,
so you get all the fumbling and the groaning and the sweating and the 'was that it?-ing' and you get all the anticipation of it before it happens.

But you don't actually get any sex.

So really I suppose that list needs revising for 'not sex',
because when you have 'not sex' the only bit you actually get is the actual anticipation.

If you went into a situation knowing you were going to get 'not sex then you wouldn't even get 'actual anticipation', so you'd kind of get 'actual nothing'.

But that's the thing about 'not sex'.
It's a surprise.
And that's all part of it's lack of charm.

I think maybe the worst thing about 'not sex', is then being left with 'actual anticipation'

'Not sex' is invariably found following a really expensive meal. Strange really how something that's not cheap could be followed by something that's not sex.

And believe, those two negatives make you not smile.

Sometimes the not smile is accompanied by an actual scowl.