Stock take at London Zoo

So.

They're doing a stock take at London Zoo.

Can someone please explain that to me. [impression of someone looking for cupboards/highly exasperated] Where's the Rhino, where's that Rhino, it says here there's on Rhino, where would a Rhino hide?

If I was a White Rhino where would I hide etc etc.
Now make it funny. Like Logan says, somethings neither funny or not funny is undeveloped.

And not funny.

And what's the purpose of doing a stock check?

What happens when they find they've only got 2 out of 3 of the Boa Constrictors?
Do they subtly put up LOST posters around the surrounding environs.

'LOST'

One very friendly and not at all alarming Boa Constrictor.
No need to panic at all.

Appearance. Long-ish.
Let's say 11ft.
Snakey looking.

Eats all sorts of things including small mammals.
So if you've recently lost your Jack Russell, be particularly vigilant.

Contact. Dave.
Not at London Zoo.
Not in any way working in the snake bit.

I just work on reception.

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Maybe another idea is to actually just look in the surrounding neighbourhood for lost dog posters and post a 'Sorry' picture underneath and a photo fit of a boa constrictor with a dog shaped bulge in it.

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anyhoo.

This needs some work.

But good first ramblings.